If "Tink" can fly, why oh why can't I?

Finding a $59.00 Disney Store Tinker Bell dress at a yard sale ~ $5.00
Finding a $19.95 Disney set of wings ~ Thrown in free with the dress ~

Coming in for a crash landing trying to fly ~ PRICELESS

Emery loved having on the "Tink" outfit but wanted me to help her "fly!". She would jump from the stool to the couch, then from the couch back to the stool with her arms out in front of her. Needless to say, she became quite frustrated when she didn't take off sailing around the room!