
Jake and Emery seem to keep us laughing with some of the things they say. It's almost incredible how their little mind works at times. Anyway, just wanted to share some of their funny stories.
1. Jake has a kiddie pool on his patio at home. He was playing in it and had taken off his swimming trunks and was enjoying the freedom of swimming in his "birthday suit". When his
Mamaw got there, he wanted her to get in the pool with him. She attempted to step over into the pool (just to get her feet wet). At this, Jake started yelling at her; "No no
Mamaw, you have to
take off your clothes!"2. Jake wanted to go outside and play on the swing set. When
Mamaw took him to swing, they discovered the birds had left more than one "big white gift" all over the seats. When
Mamaw explained they couldn't swing until after she had a chance to clean the seats, Jake wanted to go in the house and get
"pull-ups" to put on the birds so they couldn't poop on his swing set again!
3. Last week Emery attended a church function over the week end with her Mom and Dad. They were only outside for about 30 minutes or so, but her little shoulders got badly sun burned.
When she came to my house on Monday I almost cried when she told me;
"It hurts when I flap my wings!" 4. Emery loves to climb on the couch, crayon in hand, and draw on the front window. One day a few weeks ago, she had almost completely covered the window with her art! I commented to her, "now, isn't
that a pretty mess!" She paused, looked and studied it for a moment then replied;
"Well...
it's not perfect!"
5. Today Emery took all her movies off the chest, and had them scattered all over the floor. I asked her to pick them up and put them back on the chest so that she wouldn't step on them and break one of the
DVD's. She promptly told me no! I said; "OK then, but if I have to pick them up, no movies today!" Reluctantly she picked up one movie, and I suppose thinking what a task it would be, she hopped up on the couch, sat down, crossed her arms and politely informed me;
"I'll just take a time out!" Trying my best to hold a straight face and not laugh, I told her "No deal! You
can't have a time out!" That started her saying;
"But I want one!" I couldn't hold it any longer and started laughing. We compromised, and both picked up the movies!
6. I also have favorite things that Alexis and Gabriel have said that I think are funny! When Matthew and Jennifer were remodeling their house, Alexis was inside one of the rooms standing at an open window. Matthew and I were outside. When I passed by the window, Alexis said to me; "May I take your order please?" (She was pretending to work at a fast food window.) Of course I played along and told her I'd have a cheeseburger and fries. She gave me a disgusted look and said;
"This ain't McDonalds!" I said "OK then, what do you have?" She replied;
"Chicken with the leg on it and peas!"7. I was spending the night with Alexis and as we were getting ready for bed, she showed me a little ornate box sitting on her night stand. Alexis told me it was her "prayer box". She said that when she said her nightly prayers, she put them in the box and God would come get them out during the night. She went on to say;
"But if I am really tired or too sleepy to say my prayers, I just put some money in it instead!" (After she went to sleep, I took a peek in the box and found she had been too tired or sleepy at least for 35 cents worth!)
8. Gabriel got in trouble at preschool for tripping another little boy causing him to fall. I asked Gabe if it was an accident. He told me;
"No, I saw him coming and just stucked my foot out!"9. Emery wanted a popscicle. I had 4 flavors to choose from, orange, grape, cherry and pineapple. I held them up for her to choose which color she wanted. She chose the pineapple one. She took a bite and said;
"Yummy, it's pine cone!"10. Jake wanted Mamaw to tell him a story, so she did. She then told him it was his turn to tell one. He went to great lengths to tell her a big tale all about
Sponge Bob. When he finished, he bowed his head and said;
"Amen".~ Maybe no one else will think any of this is cute or funny, but Renee and I do~ 'cause we
are the world's proudest grandmas!