***Sung to the tune of David's favorite song; "The Brady Bunch Theme Song".
Here's a story about a gal named Rhonda... who was working very hard at the pizza hut...then one night a real cute boy whose name was David... came in to feed his rumbling hungry gut...
When he saw Rhonda.. he said "I love her"... and they got married right away out in the rain... then this hungry boy said I want me a family, so a few months apart the babies came...
They popped'm out..just like pez candy, and soon their little happy clan became complete... so it's no wonder now.... with three in college, it's so hard just keeping shoes upon their feet...
that's why they're barefoot... in all these pictures...that Donnie Coffman charged a fortune just to take ...
if only David had ask his "mommie", I'd got it done for half the price for goodness sake!
So next time David..call on Michael... he would have saved you a pocket full of dough...
and come this fall son, you'll surely need it, when off to college too your last will go...
By then your pockets... will be plumb empty, and I'll be patching again your last blue jeans...
and writing more songs about David and Rhonda so they will know how much to me their family means........
*** Happy Valentines David and Rhonda, and Thanks for all you both do for me!



Whitney, "Hot John", Emily, and Ashley